For the first time, all of my books will be on sale for 99
¢ at the same time! The sale runs December 22nd-December 28th, so if you get a Kindle for Christmas, or if you need a last-minute gift for the comedy/Greek mythology/blasphemy/paranormal fan in your life, I hope you'll consider my books. : )
You can find them all here:
http://www.amazon.com/Crystal%20Smith-Connelly/e/B0081JDXW4/ref=la_B0081JDXW4_rf_p_n_feature_browse-b_1?fst=as%3Aoff&rh=n%3A283155%2Cp_82%3AB0081JDXW4%2Cp_n_feature_browse-bin%3A618073011&bbn=283155&ie=UTF8&qid=1450203077&rnid=618072011
For I Am Zeus: A Collection of Plays About Greek Mythology:
For I Am Zeus: A Collection of Plays About Greek Mythology contains six
short plays about the most entertaining of the Greek gods. Join Zeus as
he suffers through marriage counseling, makes an indecent proposal
to his sisters, and tries to sleep with anything that moves.
www.amazon.com/Am-Zeus-Collection-Plays-Mythology-ebook/dp/B0085H0MH6/
Never Trust an Angel and Other Plays:
Satan is sure that his overachieving son will run Hell someday, but
his wife has a secret that may change everything. Jesus wants to quit
his job to start a Christian metal band, and now it's up to God to find a
new Messiah...but the person he has in mind doesn't want the job. Will
God be able to find a suitable Messiah? Will Christian metal be as
terrible as it sounds,
or will Jesus take the music business by
storm? Will Satan and Angel's relationship survive Angel's betrayal?
You'll find answers to these questions and more (How did Judas end up
with a courtroom TV show?) in Never Trust an Angel and Other Plays.
www.amazon.com/Never-Trust-Angel-Other-Plays-ebook/dp/B00C372PIS/
Goat Herpes and Other Problems:
It's Willow's first day on the job at Godly Acres, the world's premier
rehabilitation facility for gods and goddesses, and she might be in over
her head. Sex addiction, alcoholism, eating disorders, goat
herpes...you name it, there's a Greek god who has it. Will she be able
to help these gods and goddesses work through their issues? Find out in
Goat Herpes and Other Problems! (Goat Herpes and Other Problems contains
the plays "Godly Acres," "Godly Acres: Bitch Session," and "Playing
Doctor.")
www.amazon.com/Herpes-Other-Problems-Crystal-Smith-Connelly-ebook/dp/B00KNDYRXA/
Paranormal Jokes and Haiku:
Paranormal Jokes and Haiku explores the lighter side of
the paranormal...you won't get scared reading these poems and corny
jokes about ghosts, aliens, Bigfoot, and other creatures of the unknown!
The book contains 49 haiku and 26 groan-inducing jokes from paranormal
blogger Crystal Smith-Connelly (of the blog Why would you want to be
normal when you could be paranormal?).
Why do they call him
Bigfoot? Are they trying to
Make him self-conscious?
What is a ghost's favorite instrument?
The boo-kulele
www.amazon.com/Paranormal-Jokes-Haiku-Crystal-Smith-Connelly-ebook/dp/B00U1SPTZM/
