Stay Home and Read Never Trust an Angel for Free!

Looking for something fun to read while you avoid crowds? Keep your mind off all the bad news with Never Trust an Angel and Other Plays! It'll be free on Amazon through March 16th, and I hope you have as much reading it as I did writing it. Here's what it's about:

Satan is sure that his overachieving son will run Hell someday, but his wife has a secret that may change everything. Jesus wants to quit his job to start a Christian metal band, and now it's up to God to find a new Messiah...but the person he has in mind doesn't want the job. Will God be able to find a suitable Messiah? Will Christian metal be as terrible as it sounds, or will Jesus take the music business by storm? Will Satan and Angel's relationship survive Angel's betrayal? You'll find answers to these questions and more (How did Judas end up with a courtroom TV show?) in Never Trust and Angel and Other Plays.

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Cyber Monday Sale

Cyber Monday is the perfect time for a book sale, so from today through December 8th, you can get my latest book, Heaven Help Us: A Book of Plays, for 99 cents on Amazon! If you like inappropriate comedy about God, Jesus, and Satan, I hope you'll check it out! 🙂😈

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07QGXZV22

Book Sale

Give Hell a Chance: A Book of Plays (my fifth book) will be on sale for 99¢ May 5th-11th! : )

https://www.amazon.com/Give-Hell-Chance-Book-Plays-ebook/dp/B01L68QK3A/

Give Hell a Chance: A Book of Plays contains nine plays about Satan...and you've never seen him like this! Join Satan as he meets his long-lost son, deals with his teenage daughter's desire to start dating, and tries to work through his issues with God in therapy.

Give Hell a Chance: Satan sneaks into Heaven and tries to convince the angels to come to Hell.
Just Like Old Times: Satan is reunited with someone from his past.
The Replacement: Satan is ready to retire and must choose someone new to run Hell.
For Better or For Worse: God and Satan work through their issues in therapy.
Little Angels: Tired of being surrounded by evil, Satan tries working with children.
Satan Knows Best: Satan deals with his teenage daughter's desire to start dating.
Maybe We Should've Gone With Abortion: Satan meets the son he gave up for adoption.
The Evilest of Them All: Satan, Adolf Hitler, Ted Bundy, and Jeffrey Dahmer argue over which of them is the evilest.
Never Trust an Angel: Satan finds out that his wife has been keeping a huge secret from him.

Give Hell a Chance on sale!

Give Hell a Chance: A Book of Plays is on sale for 99¢ through October 5th! It contains nine plays about Satan...and you've never seen him like this! Join Satan as he meets his long-lost son, deals with his teenage daughter's desire to start dating, and tries to work through his issues with God in therapy.

https://www.amazon.com/Give-Hell-Chance-Book-Plays-ebook/dp/B01L68QK3A/

               

Christmas Book Sale!

For the first time, all of my books will be on sale for 99¢ at the same time! The sale runs December 22nd-December 28th, so if you get a Kindle for Christmas, or if you need a last-minute gift for the comedy/Greek mythology/blasphemy/paranormal fan in your life, I hope you'll consider my books. : )

You can find them all here:

http://www.amazon.com/Crystal%20Smith-Connelly/e/B0081JDXW4/ref=la_B0081JDXW4_rf_p_n_feature_browse-b_1?fst=as%3Aoff&rh=n%3A283155%2Cp_82%3AB0081JDXW4%2Cp_n_feature_browse-bin%3A618073011&bbn=283155&ie=UTF8&qid=1450203077&rnid=618072011

For I Am Zeus: A Collection of Plays About Greek Mythology:

For I Am Zeus: A Collection of Plays About Greek Mythology  contains six short plays about the most entertaining of the Greek gods. Join Zeus as he suffers through marriage counseling, makes an indecent proposal to his sisters, and tries to sleep with anything that moves.

www.amazon.com/Am-Zeus-Collection-Plays-Mythology-ebook/dp/B0085H0MH6/

Never Trust an Angel and Other Plays:

Satan is sure that his overachieving son will run Hell someday, but his wife has a secret that may change everything. Jesus wants to quit his job to start a Christian metal band, and now it's up to God to find a new Messiah...but  the person he has in mind doesn't want the job. Will God be able to find a  suitable Messiah? Will Christian metal be as terrible as it sounds,
or will  Jesus take the music business by storm? Will Satan and Angel's relationship  survive Angel's betrayal? You'll find answers to these questions and more (How  did Judas end up with a courtroom TV show?) in Never Trust an Angel and Other Plays.

www.amazon.com/Never-Trust-Angel-Other-Plays-ebook/dp/B00C372PIS/

Goat Herpes and Other Problems:

It's Willow's first day on the job at Godly Acres, the world's premier rehabilitation facility for gods and goddesses, and she might be in over her head. Sex addiction, alcoholism, eating disorders, goat herpes...you name it, there's a Greek god who has it. Will she be able to help these gods and goddesses work through their issues? Find out in Goat Herpes and Other Problems! (Goat Herpes and Other Problems contains the plays "Godly Acres," "Godly Acres: Bitch Session," and "Playing Doctor.")

www.amazon.com/Herpes-Other-Problems-Crystal-Smith-Connelly-ebook/dp/B00KNDYRXA/

Paranormal Jokes and Haiku:

Paranormal Jokes and Haiku explores the lighter side of the paranormal...you won't get scared reading these poems and corny jokes about ghosts, aliens, Bigfoot, and other creatures of the unknown! The book contains 49 haiku and 26 groan-inducing jokes from paranormal blogger Crystal Smith-Connelly (of the blog Why would you want to be normal when you could be paranormal?).

Why do they call him
Bigfoot? Are they trying to
Make him self-conscious?

What is a ghost's favorite instrument?
The boo-kulele

www.amazon.com/Paranormal-Jokes-Haiku-Crystal-Smith-Connelly-ebook/dp/B00U1SPTZM/

Never Trust an Angel and Other Plays on sale!

Never Trust an Angel and Other Plays is on sale for 99¢...it's the perfect time of year to read about Satan! ; )

http://www.amazon.com/Never-Trust-Angel-Other-Plays-ebook/dp/B00C372PIS/

Satan is sure that his overachieving son will run Hell someday, but his wife has a secret that may change everything. Jesus wants to quit his job to start a Christian metal band, and now it's up to God to find a new Messiah...but the person he has in mind doesn't want the job. Will God be able to find a suitable Messiah? Will Christian metal be as terrible as it sounds, or will Jesus take the music business by storm? Will Satan and Angel's relationship survive Angel's betrayal? You'll find answers to these questions and more (How did Judas end up with a courtroom TV show?) in Never Trust an Angel and Other Plays.

Never Trust an Angel and Other Plays was voted best comedy book of 2013 in the Turning the Pages Book of the Year contest.

Never Trust an Angel on sale!

Never Trust an Angel and Other Plays will be on sale for 99¢ May 14th and 15th (Thursday and Friday) and $1.99 on May 16th and 17th (Saturday and Sunday). It was voted the best comedy book of 2013 in the Turning the Pages Book of the Year contest, so if you like comedy, I hope you'll check it out! : )
 
http://www.amazon.com/Never-Trust-Angel-Other-Plays-ebook/dp/B00C372PIS/

Satan is sure that his overachieving son will run Hell someday, but his wife has a secret that may change everything. Jesus wants to quit his job to start a Christian metal band, and now it's up to God to find a new Messiah...but the person he has in mind doesn't want the job. Will God be able to find a suitable Messiah? Will Christian metal be as terrible as it sounds, or will Jesus take the music business by storm? Will Satan and Angel's relationship survive Angel's betrayal? You'll find answers to these questions and more (How did Judas end up with a courtroom TV show?) in Never Trust an Angel and Other Plays.

Free book: Never Trust an Angel and Other Plays

This isn't exactly paranormal, but some of the characters in the book are dead, so close enough. ; )  To celebrate the fact that I'll become a full-time writer on Wednesday, I'm offering the Kindle version of Never Trust an Angel and Other Plays for free on Tuesday, October 1st and Wednesday, October 2nd.  It's dark and twisted, and Satan is the main character, so it's the perfect book to get you in the mood for Halloween!

http://www.amazon.com/Never-Trust-Angel-Other-ebook/dp/B00C372PIS/ref=sr_1_1_bnp_1_kin?ie=UTF8&qid=1380553617&sr=8-1&keywords=never+trust+an+angel

My book is free today and tomorrow!

This probably wouldn't be considered paranormal (though one of the characters is an angel), but I thought I'd mention that my new book is free today and tomorrow, July 26th and 27th.  It's called Never Trust an Angel and Other Plays, and I'm really proud of it. : )

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00C372PIS/ref=s9_simh_gw_p351_d0_i1?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=center-2&pf_rd_r=0X05KBQ3NNAZB28KJ3XW&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=1389517282&pf_rd_i=507846

Satan is sure that his overachieving son will run Hell someday, but his wife has a secret that may change everything. Jesus wants to quit his job to start a Christian metal band, and now it's up to God to find a new Messiah...but the person he has in mind doesn't want the job. Will God be able to find a suitable Messiah? Will Christian metal be as terrible as it sounds, or will Jesus take the music business by storm? Will Satan and Angel's relationship survive Angel's betrayal? You'll find answers to these questions and more (How did Judas end up with a courtroom TV show?) in Never Trust an Angel and Other Plays.

Thought of the Day: Belief

There are many who seem to think that only crazy people believe in extraterrestrials, yet millions of people believe in God and it's considered perfectly normal.  I don't know of anyone who has seen God in person, but quite a few have seen aliens or UFOs, so that doesn't make sense to me at all.