Happy Paranormal Day!

Happy Paranormal Day! In honor of the second-spookiest day of the year (because of course Halloween is the spookiest), I'm offering my paranormal book for free! Paranormal Jokes and Haiku celebrates the lighter side of the paranormal and includes 49 haiku and 26 groan-inducing jokes. It'll be free through May 6th, and if you read it, I hope you enjoy it. : )

Paranormal Jokes and Haiku on Amazon

Free Book: Paranormal Jokes and Haiku

Paranormal Jokes and Haiku is free September 14th-18th! : )

https://www.amazon.com/Paranormal-Jokes-Haiku-Crystal-Smith-Connelly-ebook/dp/B00U1SPTZM/

Paranormal Jokes and Haiku explores the lighter side of the paranormal...you won't get scared reading these poems and corny jokes about ghosts, aliens, Bigfoot, and other creatures of the unknown! The book contains 49 haiku and 26 groan-inducing jokes from paranormal blogger Crystal Smith-Connelly (of the blog Why would you want to be normal when you could be paranormal?).

Why do they call him Bigfoot? Are they trying to Make him self-conscious?

What is a ghost's favorite instrument? The boo-kulele

Submit your paranormal haiku!

When I started this blog, I thought it would be fun to try writing paranormal haiku, and I ended up writing enough to publish a book of them.  Now I want to see what you guys can come up with...send your best paranormal haiku (along with your name and the city and state where you live...and you can include a link to your website if you have one) to crystalsmithconnelly@yahoo.com, and I'll put them on the blog. Remember, in a haiku, the first and third lines should each have 5 syllables, and the second line should have 7 syllables (you're welcome to send one that has multiple stanzas). Here's an example:

Zombies only want
To eat brains, so don't worry.
Trust me, you'll be fine.

I can't wait to read your paranormal poems! : )