Showing posts with label Paranormal Jokes and Haiku. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Paranormal Jokes and Haiku. Show all posts

Friday, May 3, 2019

Happy Paranormal Day!

Happy Paranormal Day! In honor of the second-spookiest day of the year (because of course Halloween is the spookiest), I'm offering my paranormal book for free! Paranormal Jokes and Haiku celebrates the lighter side of the paranormal and includes 49 haiku and 26 groan-inducing jokes. It'll be free through May 6th, and if you read it, I hope you enjoy it. : )

Paranormal Jokes and Haiku on Amazon

Wednesday, September 14, 2016

Free Book: Paranormal Jokes and Haiku

Paranormal Jokes and Haiku is free September 14th-18th! : )


Paranormal Jokes and Haiku explores the lighter side of the paranormal...you won't get scared reading these poems and corny jokes about ghosts, aliens, Bigfoot, and other creatures of the unknown! The book contains 49 haiku and 26 groan-inducing jokes from paranormal blogger Crystal Smith-Connelly (of the blog Why would you want to be normal when you could be paranormal?).

Why do they call him Bigfoot? Are they trying to Make him self-conscious?

What is a ghost's favorite instrument? The boo-kulele


Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Paranormal Jokes and Haiku on sale!

Paranormal Jokes and Haiku is on sale for 99¢ until November 2nd!

Paranormal Jokes and Haiku explores the lighter side of the paranormal...you won't get scared reading these poems and corny jokes about ghosts, aliens, Bigfoot, and other creatures of the unknown! The book contains 49 haiku and 26 groan-inducing jokes from paranormal blogger Crystal Smith-Connelly (of the blog Why would you want to be normal when you could be paranormal?).

Why do they call him
Bigfoot? Are they trying to
Make him self-conscious?

What is a ghost's favorite instrument?

The boo-kulele


http://www.amazon.com/Paranormal-Jokes-Haiku-Crystal-Smith-Connelly-ebook/dp/B00U1SPTZM/


Thursday, July 2, 2015

Paranormal Jokes and Haiku on sale!

In honor of the Roswell UFO Festival, I'm putting Paranormal Jokes and Haiku on sale for the next few days! It will be $.99 today and tomorrow (July 2nd and 3rd) and $1.99 Saturday and Sunday (July 4th and 5th).

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00U1SPTZM

Paranormal Jokes and Haiku explores the lighter side of the paranormal...you won't get scared reading my 49 poems and 26 corny jokes about jokes, aliens, Bigfoot, and other creatures of the unknown. : )

Why do they call him
Bigfoot? Are they trying to
Make him self-conscious?

What is a ghost's favorite instrument?
The boo-kulele.


Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Paranormal Jokes and Haiku on sale!

I published my fourth book in February, and I'm doing a Kindle Countdown Deal this week...Paranormal Jokes and Haiku is 99¢ today and tomorrow and $1.99 Friday and Saturday. If you want to read my paranormal poetry and corny jokes, you can read  the book even if you don't have a Kindle...just download the Kindle reading app, and you'll be all set. If you get the book, I hope you enjoy it! : )

Thursday, February 26, 2015

Paranormal Jokes and Haiku now available!

I just published my fourth book, Paranormal Jokes and Haiku, and it's available for Kindle (if you don't have a Kindle, you can download a Kindle app and read it on other devices).

http://www.amazon.com/Paranormal-Jokes-Haiku-Crystal-Smith-Connelly-ebook/dp/B00U1SPTZM/

Paranormal Jokes and Haiku explores the lighter side of the paranormal...you won't get scared reading these poems and corny jokes about ghosts, aliens, Bigfoot, and other creatures of the unknown!  The book contains 49 haiku and 26 groan-inducing jokes from paranormal blogger Crystal Smith-Connelly (of the blog Why would you want to be normal when you could be paranormal?).

Why do they call him
Bigfoot?  Are they trying to
Make him self-conscious?

What is a ghost's favorite instrument?
The boo-kulele